About Me.

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I've been know by many names, but the most common is "Lord_Spaztic", which I later it was shortened to "Spazz". It was a name I gave to myself due to being hyperactive, loud, and always talking in a high pitched demented voice. I later found out all my problems were caused by free glutamic acids that is added into food by big companies with overstocked poisons and chemicals.

I've been interested in video games / electronics for a long time, really since the age of two.
I installed Starcraft on my parents computer by the age of four. (Around the era where Blizzard started using CD-Keys.) I've always loved Video games like, Zelda, Diablo 1 & 2, Starcraft, Baldur's Gate 1 & 2, Icewind Dale. Around the age of eight, I started putting my own computers together and learned how to hook them up correctly. Here it is, several years later I've turned my room into one of most the power consuming room in the complete household (Damned Stove,Fridge,AC). I have a six speaker theater system hooked up to a DVD player, TV, my own computer to play loud metal music, and to my Gamecube and PS2. I still lack the newest hardware upgrades that most nerds judge each other by, But having no income and still somehow buy a really good laptop, a collection of games was good enough for me.

I've always been into writing, whether its been the form of actual code (TCL,SQL,LUA,MQ2, And tiny bits of C++/XML/HTML) or just plain writing. But this is really a big step for me, I've never done my own website before, and I've never written anything that someone else might want to read. My writing may be a bit harsh,rude,vulgar to some people, But fuck if I care. Its damn rant, Its meant to be a way to release anger with out hurting some physically. A lot of my writing style and ideas comes from famous comedian/comic writers like: George Carlin (R.I.P), Lewis Black, Jim Gaffigan, Bill Maher, Tim Buckley, Ryan Sohmer, Matt Groening, Seth McFarlane, Billy West, and of course, my Mother.

My email adress is [email protected] if you wish to contact me.